2 STILL MISSING BE
ON THE LOOK OUT
No Relation To 
Bin Drinkin'
Bin Eatin'
Or Not To Be Confused With Bin Melton
Interpol Needs Your Help.
The following infrared picture was taken by a Mexican spy satellite in a orbit above Iraq several months ago at a secret meeting at night. He is believed to be an international financial expert responsible for laundering money through Bin Drinkin' & Bin Eatin' extensive international business fronts, they would establish through out the world. It is a poor quality picture but someone out there might help identify this mysterious Mr. X who we will call Bin Bankin' until further identification. Do not attempt to capture him yourself as he is considered someone who could cripple you with high interest rates and severe penalties with the stroke of a pen..
STAY ON
ALERT!
We've
been advised that terrorists may attempt to
pass themselves
off as ordinary American citizens
and may even
attempt to change their hair color,
wardrobe or
appearance in order to "blend in." You
are advised to
notify the authorities of any
suspicious
individuals who may match the following
examples:
YES YOU'RE DRUNK & SEEING DOUBLE