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How do you like my web site? My name is Jim Bob Jumpback.This is my class project for school. I am in my tird year of the 4th grade at Skool in Big Crap Arkansaw. I ain't got no computer but I caught the owner of the park we lives in son Tommy Joe Bob peeping and watching my sis and mom dressing and he will do anything to keep me quit so I's ass him to help me. I likes computers. We has them in our 4th grade class but i ain't very good on them yet. My cousin Grizwall's freind lets me put this on his website over in Misssisipppi . I got a digit camerea that I traded Unkle Bill's favorit hog for. He don't know i did it but thats ok to put it her cause he cant red anyways. Heres a picture i tok of Uncle Bill feeding his hogs ( you-ins kin sees the family resemblance tween Unkil Bill & Griz)
My mom is a beatican and fixes peoples hair in our tralir park. This is my mom
Hers a picture i tok of my big brother Joey talkin on the teliphone on our back porch
Joey also likes to dress up wierd and him and his friend Cooter Bob got jobs at Hooters so they got to dress funny. I slipped arond and got a shot of Joey & Cooter Bob leaving for work. Deys gonna start working at Frenchies sod farm after Frenchie gits tard of Mikey and breaks it off. No pun inteinted.
I gots the pretiest girl in the hole school thoh. everbody says we are the cutest couple. we gonna git married and move to mississsipppi after i get educated and pass the 6th grad.I gonna drive a tractor for the Captain. My honeys got a job lined up at Easy Moneys bank as hises new private secetary...Id better not ketch him taking her to count money in the vault...... his me & my honey Queenie Sue at the skool dance this year.
Pull yor eyes back in Tate buddy, shes spoken fer. wes done found us a real nice house on Big Daddys farm to buy wens we get hitched. we aint gonna live in no trailer
heres my sis Lisa Sue Ann
We have lots of strange people who come visit my mom at night. I tooks a few shots of one of thim here
This guy used to visit a lot up till about 10 yers ago and den he stopped coming over cept a couple 3 times a year like he moved or somethin. mom says he is a very important man. I dunno but i caught him one time without the sunglasses and wig and i tink he had on makeup but he really look like this without all that.
Well tats all i gots for now cept to thank my teacher Miss Lilla Sue Butpacker who taught me jist about everything i learned in school. Her is Miss Lilla Sue. Her has some insane kin over in Misssipppissi.
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He aint got no hog pen so he keeps all 47 in his house with him now that
hes favorit hog was missing.-he-he
ain't she pretty? Good looks runs in my family as you kin sees.(Hers
& Griz favers too)
He's so cool i want to be jist like him.
Thats Joey on the fur side. Cooter Bob always smells funny and wants me
to always sit in his lap and play like we riding in a bouncy stage coach
and says stuff like who's yo daddy whos yo daddy. Hell if i knowed that
i'd be reel smart. i ask my mom who my daddy was and she always says
target caus everybody had a shot at it. I dunno. way over my hed.
Tommy Joe Bob got the hots fer her buts hers got the hots fer Homer. She looks so thin here after she
lost 150 pounds and the body hair.
Unkel Elvis sads hes gonna take us to eat crawdads at Crawfish Alley dis yer
Hes goona be in the Elvis contest at ribergate dis year an win!
Aint he funny how he can change his looks?
She shore wears funny hair. I'll add more next time i catches Tommy Joe
Bob back around our house peeping. Thank you for visiting my web school
project and if yous ever in Big Crap arkansaw come by and visit us,